🤖 What is Budget Intelligence?
Budget Intelligence is an AI system that runs entirely on hope, coffee, and free-tier cloud credits. It's trained on a carefully selected dataset of expired tweets, outdated blog posts, and half-finished Stack Overflow answers. Accuracy not guaranteed. Wisdom optional.
⚙️ How it works
- You type something.
- We pretend to think.
- You get a response that sounds smart — but probably isn't.
No GPUs were harmed during processing.
💸 Pricing
Free — when it works.
$0.99 — when it doesn't.
$9.99/month — if you like to feel like a real AI investor.
🗣️ Testimonials
"It answered half my question. Perfect for the price."
— John D.
"Sounds like ChatGPT, but on a budget."
— Anonymous developer
"Sometimes it just says 'error'. Love the realism."
— Karen, AI Enthusiast
$ curl -X POST https://budget.ai/v1/think \
-d '{"prompt":"give me advice"}'
Response: "hmm..."